Once upon a time....Shaft Licking Sherri was lying asleep in her caravan, up in the town of HIV'ville. Bitch Tit Bobby rocks up in his 1994 Cadalac Escalade, honks his horn twice and recieve's no reply. Granted it was 2:32am, (the hour of love mind you). Horny and Upset, with a side of Confusion, he picks up the brick he gave to Shaft Licking Sherri for her 17th......i mean 24th bday... and piffs it through her window."Struth! Fuck me Dead!" Shaft Licking Sherri yells, whist caressing her nipples with a stick of margarine resembling testicles.Bitch Tit Bobby jumps through the window, takes his top off and tries to drown her in his Bitch Tit juices."HELP!" She gargles, before realising it was her co-star.......i mean her 'friend' Bobby."Oh, it's you Bitch Tit Bobby! Well, well, well. Are those your bitch tits, or are you going to cram your scrotum down my oesophagus?""Well if you hold still for a second Anisa.....i mean Shaft Licking Sherri, then i can whip out my love stick and pump your plump rump full of my golgi body love juice. Now lick IT! You filthy, filthy, shfat licking, crotch sucking, cum batheing, charity working WHORE!" Bitch Tit Bobby screams."I told you to talk dirty to me you fat Fuck Machiene! Now fuck me! Fuck me like your mum fucked Headjob Hannah in "Diseased Gal on Pal V.12.....out now on DVD and VHS" Shaft Licking Sherri smiled."Hey........Hey........SHUT UP!! look if i take this polypeptide cum filled biscotti out, i want you to dip it in a latte and enjoy it in that herpe incrusted hole you call a mouth.""Your mum's a hole." Shaft Licking Sherri came back with."Cmon......Let's....sex.........now.....artimus....Flegellum!" Bitch Tit Bobby began to shake, having one of his out-of-body sexual seizures.Shaft Licking Sherri jumps on Bitch Tit Bobby and opens her mouth, not having to woork him over, because he was shaking on his own. Her job was easy.....and fun =)Shaft Licking Sherri gives Bitch Tit Bobby's shaft one final lick, and smiles as she wipes her mouth on her caravan carpet, like a dog wipping his ass after laying down a fresh biscuit on the lawn."Why are you smiling bitch? Did i tell you, you can smile BITCH? Well diD I????BITCH!!?!?!?!"Shaft Licking Sherri said, "Your bitch tits are just so full, beautiful. You'll make a great father....b/c when i dont feel like breast feeding, you can do it for me.""Your pregnant??!?!" Bitch Tit Bob screams, now having lost his hearing."When you ejaculated i whiped your tastey white DNA and smeared it on my leaking Chloroplast of a vagina" Shaft Licking Sherri says, looking decidedly evil."Why chloroplast?" Bitch Tit Bob asks, falling to the floor, now having lost use of his legs and arms."Because it's orange.""Chloroplasts are green ya fucking whore blowing disease of a tramp!" Bitch Tit Bob politely corrects her."Not in my biology Text Book their not." Shaft Licking Sherri concludes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------This idea of strange porn was concieved by Chris and Shadi at Uni, before a biology lecture, and it was written during the biology lecture which explains the biology references.FOR MORE WEIRD PORN, STAY TUNED. NEXT WEEK::: Teabag Trisha & Cum Crazy Karen fight over Big Scrotum Sam.....but who will win? Maybe Shaft Licking Sherri.....=p
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