Note under the door, what an asshole-ish whore!

So there i was,
laying in bed with the curtains drawn, looking at the particles of dust which danced infront of me and settled on my risen knees..turning to my side and seeing the guy that makes me so happy..
And then it hit me again, that annoying, screech of an alarm. I roll over and look at the time, seeing it was 9am, the blood in my veins began to pulsate and boil to a point i thought i would explode and just be a lifeless pulpy mass, mixed into my shag carpeting.
Reader out there may be thinking that this is an over-reaction to such a small thing as a neighbours morning alarm, however those that know me will realise that an alarm going off at such a ghastly hour as that and for approx 4 hours per day/ every day, weekends included, it will be enough to drive Mrs. Smiles-and-Daisy's into a cranky whore with an unquenchable thirst for blood lust.
I got up, waking Chris1 next to me, and in a sleepy daze he asked me what was happening..
And then i got the perfect idea..I WAS GOING TO WRITE A NOTE!
And i know the readers out there will be grabbing their monitors screaming "NO CHRIS!! NOT A NOTE!!!!! ANYTHING BUT A NOTE!!!" But you better belive i went there..
"To Number 8" Because i live in flat number 7 (for those of you playing at home..)
"Your alarm has a tendency to go off from 9am and run for a few hours..Of course you can understand how annoying that is..Learn to properly switch it off, or unplug it from the wall. I hope to never hear it again."
Polite enough, not really painting the picture of me foaming at the mouth does it?
So this morning i wake up, to the sweet bliss of no alarm, and did my dust watching in peace and quiet..until..i hear a note being pushed underneath MY door, by apartment number 8..it read..
"To number 7, i assume the note was from you..
I am SO sorry for having that happen to you, please if it does happen again to call me on 0407 *** ***..or better yet, why not put a fucking bomb under my apartment you fucking complainer?"

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OHHHHH HELLL NO!!!!! Having never seen this person in my life, i think this has just made life interesting.. Game on bitch.
I just founhd my Neuman